WCB 84 “If I help with the catering, do I have to do the washing up, too?”

January 13th, 2007

Upsie is putting on a great spread for this weekend cat blogging, but is having trouble with the garnishes. I want to help out, and am willing to do the fiddly bits. Top quality, organically grown, in-season catnip, imported from Australia, with a side of catgrass, and some aloe for those who like a bit of spice.

I went to my garden and personally selected each sprig. I hope you all enjoy it.

I think the aloe might be a bit strong.

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Would you like some catgrass with that?

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Mmm!! Smells good!

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Now is not the time to economise! I’m going to send Upsie the good stuff!!

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This is what we need.

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Choice Australian catnip! Fresh from my own secret stash!

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I’m ready for my close-up now!

January 6th, 2007

Hello everyone!

I’m feeling much better after my nap, and am  ready to socialise now. Please forgive my earlier rudeness, but I was feeling quite stressed.

The Food Giver very kindly bought me a Chris-mouse present, specially selected to co-ordinate with my exotic colouring, but I’m just not a cat to wear a collar. Maybe if it had been pearls, things would have gone much better.

As it was, I tried it on on Chris-mouse day, and managed to lose it under the bed, but it magically appeared again the other day, and today she put it on me again. After running back and forth several times through the apartment, I really needed a good lie-down, and she expected me to do my catblog for the week! Well, that wasn’t going to happen, was it?

Still, I do apologise for my hissy fit, and will endeavour to be a much pleasanter cat for the remainder of the year. Here I am, relaxed and ready to be friends again.

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COTC 146 - Talk to the paw!

January 6th, 2007

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I told you. No photos before noon. A girl is entitled to her beauty sleep, right?

The 146th Carnival of the Cats slides on down to Leslie’s Omnibus for the first carnival of 2007.

Cleo strikes a pose

December 31st, 2006

My first photo shoot proved interesting. Not only are the new staff members amateurs in website setup and maintainence, but they have no experience in photography either!

Oh well, here goes nothing…

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This is an example of incorrect lighting levels.

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Getting better.

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That,s more like it. Now you can see me.
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This modelling is easy. I’m a natural!

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This is one of my “character” poses.

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What!! I’m getting paid how much for this? I don’t get out of bed for less than a million!
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It’s a wrap.

WCB 82: A touch of class

December 29th, 2006

Hello, my name is Tigakat Cleo, but my friends (and I hope you will be one too) call me Cleo.

I am a Bengal. Here is a lovely picture of me that shows my golden glitter coat and tiny paws to advantage.
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You may may view photos of my furmother (Bengaldale Spotted Lady) and furfather (Warpaint Hot Gossip) here

Obviously, I am a very well-bred young lady, and have just taken on some new staff to maintain my new inner city residence. It will be part of their duties to handle my correspondence, but they are inexperienced as yet, so I hope you will forgive any small mishaps that may occur from time to time. Having said that, I am always open to constructive criticism, and any help in instructing them in correct blog etiquette will be much appreciated.

OK, enough about them for now. Let’s get back to me.

I am now 10 months old, and have moved from the suburbs to the main street of Sydney, Australia with new people - The Food Giver and The Man. As a proud Australian, I despise canned food, and insist on eating our county’s national animal, kangaroo. I only like dry catfood, known as “crunchies”, for my midnight snack, when I can chase them all over the kitchen floor and rattle them around my bowl.

I am a natural beauty, with an innate sense of style that will not allow me to wear hats, or bows, or pink satin bathrobes, so don’t expect to see a clown on this site!

WCB 82 is kindly being hosted by Lisa at Champaign Taste.

’Twas a dark and stormy night…

December 27th, 2006

Young Tigakat Cleo had no idea what the fates had in store for her.

True, the sight of all her belongings, (food bowls, litter tray, scratching post and toys) neatly packed by the door, and the ominous presence of her travelbox, should have been warning enough. Plus the fact that each member of the household had felt an overwhelming urge to give her extra pats and cuddles throughout the long, tension-filled day.

Even the arrival of the strangers gave her no clue.

They weren’t really strangers. She had met them several days before, and they had seemed quite nice. They had spoken gently to her, and tried to pat her. And then they had spent some time talking to the lady of the house, and gone away again. But now they were back, and Cleo was being put into the cage! And they were taking all her things! And the lady was saying “Goodbye Cleo.”

Before she could say “Help! I’m being catnapped!” , Cleo was being bundled into a car, cage and all, and sped away. The stranger lady held tightly to the cage, trying to stop it from veering madly from side to side, as they sped away from Cleo’s home and family and friends. She was alone with these people she didn’t know, and cried to be released and allowed to return to the world she belonged in. But they took no notice.

But all was not as it seemed. The strangers, far from being fiends incarnate, were actually Cleo’s new furry godparents, sent to aid her in an amazing transformation. Cleo, who had spent her short life as a suburban kitty, was about to become Tigakat Cleo, a sophisticated, city-dwelling diva. A cat with her own website, and a blog that she would update as and when she found time in her busy schedule.

Her adventure was just beginning…